Whinge of the week

well,ive just been watching the 1 show,featuring "famous celebrity photographer" mary mcartney.daughter of photographer the late linda mcartney who married the famous musician paul mcartney and became famous.(are you keeping up so far lol).i was wondering if theres anybody here that can shed any light on how difficult and what an awful struggle it must have been for "famous celebrity photographer " mary mcartney to become famous?.im also wondering how she managed to find herself able to do a shoot with "famous actress" helen mirren and "famous singer/dancer/actress/world peace campaigner" madonna?.do you think there was a tfp aarrangement?.are they both on this site by any chance?.has anybody here had any involvement with shooting either of them? was it tfp or a paid shoot?.if so can somebody point me in the right direction so i also can shoot with one of them? i mean,surely it cant have been easy for "famous celebrity photographer" mary mcartney(daughter of sir paul and the late vegitarian chef linda) to have arranged the shoot all by herself.was there a conspiracy involved?.did either "famous celebrity" trawl through madcow and pick her out?.im baffled.im also even more baffled when this very day i have viewed(in my humble opinion) work of a far far greater technical and artistic standard .on this very site.by struggling artistes possibly.answers on a postcard please.........(tee hee).