Captain Custard

HOWEVER, since 2011 we've done a sideline creating short short videos ('custard corner') for a hugely popular website featuring movies of girls getting "gunged".

It's really, really easy:

You turn up, we give you an outfit, sit you in the bath, ask you a bunch of daft questions - then tip a bucket of custard over your head. And once we've helped you out we leave the cameras rolling whilst you jump in the shower.

You don't have to audition. You don't have to act. You don't have to pretend to get turned on by custard or anything weird. It's fun, flirty, and fifty quid - more or less - just for being yourself!

Paid in cash, on the day, for thirty minutes work. We don't think that's bad at all.

We provide clothes, shampoo, towels, a hairdryer, straighteners, and er, custard.

To be in our custard videos you MUST be female, over 18, and able to prove it (two forms of ID required, both with your real name and at least one with a photo). But that's pretty much it. You can be any age, any bust size, any hair colour, have any number of piercings or tattoos. You don't need any previous modelling or acting experience.

Shoots are always at 2pm, on weekdays only.

We offer 3 rates of pay so that you can decide what you're most comfortable with.

£30 if you do the shoot in bra/knickers or a bikini.

£50 for a topless

and £60 for nude.

Where there is nudity we don't mean 'open leg' - we just mean when you're in the shower.

LOCATION

Ideally you'll be within an hour or so of Southend-on-Sea in Essex. (ie. Chelmsford, Colchester, Kent, Brentwood, Basildon, Billericay, Rayleigh, Rochford, Upminster, Barking, London)

It takes about 50 minutes to get here from West Ham (Fenchurch Street, Tower Hill), and we're thirty seconds walk from the station when you arrive. Your train ticket should be approximately £15 return.

We don't pay travel but we're happy to work around you if you have other shoots in the area.

OTHER THINGS

We give priority to girls who are keen, and reliable (ie. the ability to check, read and reply to emails)

We give priority to girls who have a friend who's also interested in modelling.

Living within easy reach of Southend-on-Sea would be a distinct advantage.

If you've already been to one of our custard shoots we *might* be able to offer you another one. Drop us a line to find out.